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Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny
"you shut your mouth when your talking to me"
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Haha I saw that Wedding Crashers movie today, pretty funny.
Umm....most stupid thing ever?
I don't know, but three situations come to mind.
Jim and I
Jimmy: Dude can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah sure.
Jimmy: Would you have sex with Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra?
Me: Well.....
Jimmy: But they both have Herpes.
Me: Dude????
Jimmy: And you can't pick neither.
Me: Well then....Carmen Electra, I guess.
Jimmy: Ewwwwww, dude you'd have sex with someone who you knew had Herpes?!??
Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude this breaker box is open and it has cords all over the place.
Me: Haha seriously?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Let's go **** it up.
Derrick: Okay.
Me: I'll just turn these four off and these three on.
(Fountain on huge subdivision pond shuts off)
Me: Wow I didn't know that would happen!
Derrick: Sweet!
Me: Let's **** it up more!
Random half-clothed man in nearby house: HEY YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THERE!
Us: **** YOU!
Us: *Run*
Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude I was just thinking about how many times I've almost died since I met you.
Me: Quite a few, I would imagine.
Derrick: Yeah, like eight, and it's only been two years or some $hit.
Me: Seriously?
Derrick: Yeah why?
Me: Because I only count seven for myself and I thought I was beating you.
Derrick: No way.
Me: Well did you count the time with the bus?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Man I was WAY closer, so that doesn't even count for you!!
Derrick: Bull**** dude.
Me: No, **** you dude, we're tied for almost dying.
Derrick: *runs into the bathroom and gets axe bodyspray and lighter*
Derrick: I bet you one hundred dollars I'll be beating you in two minutes.
Good times.
Good times.
I've probably heard way more stupid stuff than that though.
I mean those situations are pretty much everyday stuff now.