SATCHMO

My wife meaning to tell me that all the lights were on in the house, saying " All the houses are in the light". Was one of those "had to be there" moments

ArtistInTheAmbulance

Ive already posted this in the stupid thread, but what the hell, I really do love this story. (When listening in to a couple of the airheaded lasses from my school one day):

"Really? Its a band?! I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"
"Yeah, I know, thats what I thought till my brother kept goin on about this grunge stuff"
"GRUNGE? What kind of stupid word is that?! I bet its like a cat food or something..."

*Sigh* Fortunately there were people in the room with shoes ready to throw at them

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HomesickAtSpaceCamp

haha thats great

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

Trauma

Haha I saw that Wedding Crashers movie today, pretty funny.



Umm....most stupid thing ever?

I don't know, but three situations come to mind.

Jim and I
Jimmy: Dude can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah sure.
Jimmy: Would you have sex with Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra?
Me: Well.....
Jimmy: But they both have Herpes.
Me: Dude????
Jimmy: And you can't pick neither.
Me: Well then....Carmen Electra, I guess.
Jimmy: Ewwwwww, dude you'd have sex with someone who you knew had Herpes?!??

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude this breaker box is open and it has cords all over the place.
Me: Haha seriously?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Let's go **** it up.
Derrick: Okay.
Me: I'll just turn these four off and these three on.
(Fountain on huge subdivision pond shuts off)
Me: Wow I didn't know that would happen!
Derrick: Sweet!
Me: Let's **** it up more!
Random half-clothed man in nearby house: HEY YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THERE!
Us: **** YOU!
Us: *Run*

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude I was just thinking about how many times I've almost died since I met you.
Me: Quite a few, I would imagine.
Derrick: Yeah, like eight, and it's only been two years or some $hit.
Me: Seriously?
Derrick: Yeah why?
Me: Because I only count seven for myself and I thought I was beating you.
Derrick: No way.
Me: Well did you count the time with the bus?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Man I was WAY closer, so that doesn't even count for you!!
Derrick: Bull**** dude.
Me: No, **** you dude, we're tied for almost dying.
Derrick: *runs into the bathroom and gets axe bodyspray and lighter*
Derrick: I bet you one hundred dollars I'll be beating you in two minutes.



Good times.
Good times.
I've probably heard way more stupid stuff than that though.
I mean those situations are pretty much everyday stuff now.

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HomesickAtSpaceCamp

im guessing you can get bored very quickly

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

anticipation

one time i set an umbrella on fire out of boredom.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp

haha thats great... i bet it smelt weird

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

xEmochicKx

My best guy friend has a hairy chest so we always make fun of him. Anyways so one day we were talking about it and he somehow mixed up his words and instead of saying hairy chest he said Cherry Hest by accident. it was so funny at the time ahha

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anticipation

you would win that bet.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.