Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.