Do You Piss in the Shower?

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 07:27 PM

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

01-23-2011, 07:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I gotta pee right now. Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything? My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom. You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.