The hiu 22: 22 albums that don't suck as much as what you listen to
 

You know you're gonna love this one

it would be surprising if you were still around to finish this.

<3 hiu

Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter
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The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me.

Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you.

[insert another couple of paragraphs of useless cap about nothing that matters. GET THIS]

Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.

Well you f*cked that up. The first review sucks more than a prostitute on Manchester Street.

Give up while you're ahead

no, fuck you

hiu = Captain Caveman lite

50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Best album eva.

You're gonna have to raise the bar hiu.
The standard of trolls we've been getting since you were last banned has increased somewhat.