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Old 12-26-2008, 12:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The hiu 22: 22 albums that don't suck as much as what you listen to

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Old 12-26-2008, 12:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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it would be surprising if you were still around to finish this.
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Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter


The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me.

Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you.

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Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.
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Old 12-26-2008, 03:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well you f*cked that up. The first review sucks more than a prostitute on Manchester Street.

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Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter


The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me.

Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you.

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Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.
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50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Best album eva.
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You're gonna have to raise the bar hiu.
The standard of trolls we've been getting since you were last banned has increased somewhat.
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