the jackhammer rip-off thread (ambient, punk, rock, album, review)

cardboard adolescent · 01-26-2009, 07:23 PM

in other words, pm me an album and i'll review it here. why would you care what i think about whatever album you decide to send me? i don't know. but i don't mind listening. i reserve the right to be overly critical or dismissive of anything i don't understand. i guess that's it.

Terrible Lizard · 01-26-2009, 07:39 PM

I will now spam you with hilarious pictures, so be aware.

CHEESE MUFFINS!

I'll send a pm your way too.

cardboard adolescent · 01-27-2009, 11:30 AM

Silvester Anfang - Kosmies Slachtafual

So there's two songs here, one called "My father was a wolf and my mother a whore," and the other one is "Confiture for the Satan Youth" except both in Dutch, of course. Basically it's free-form jam music in the vein of Sunburned Hand of the Man mixed with Halloween music. Not much drive, somewhat sloppy musicianship and redundancy keep it from succeeding much even as far as pointless dark music goes. Maybe if they'd done it in the 60's...

Ludus – The Visit/The Seduction

This music makes me uncomfortable in my own skin. I'll have to listen to it until it's assimilated. It strikes me as that kind of record.

Comus · 01-27-2009, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

I will now spam you with hilarious pictures, so be aware.

CHEESE MUFFINS!

I'll send a pm your way too.

That's one of the most disgusting this ever. *sends PM*

cardboard adolescent · 01-27-2009, 12:06 PM

Snowman - The Horse, The Rat, and the Swan

Somehow simultaneous sinister and snotty as fuck, when they pick up they really rock and sound like a dreamed of long-forgotten post-punk band, and when they wind down they delve into creepy Current 93 style ambient folk. Noisy, dark, pissed off, etc. Very good.

Terrible Lizard · 01-27-2009, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardboard adolescent

Snowman - The Horse, The Rat, and the Swan

Somehow simultaneous sinister and snotty as fuck, when they pick up they really rock and sound like a dreamed of long-forgotten post-punk band, and when they wind down they delve into creepy Current 93 style ambient folk. Noisy, dark, pissed off, etc. Very good.

Damn, I'm going to have to top that.

Sending PM.

Sneer · 01-27-2009, 06:23 PM

That Snowman album sounds sweet, anybody got an up?

Rainard Jalen · 01-28-2009, 02:52 PM

Review "Walkmen - You & Me"

Comus · 02-03-2009, 04:22 PM

*bump* come on dude :p

Terrible Lizard · 02-03-2009, 04:59 PM

He's probably reading "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" for the millionth time.

01-26-2009, 07:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	the jackhammer rip-off thread in other words, pm me an album and i'll review it here. why would you care what i think about whatever album you decide to send me? i don't know. but i don't mind listening. i reserve the right to be overly critical or dismissive of anything i don't understand. i guess that's it.

01-26-2009, 07:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	I will now spam you with hilarious pictures, so be aware. CHEESE MUFFINS! I'll send a pm your way too. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

01-27-2009, 06:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	That Snowman album sounds sweet, anybody got an up? __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

02-03-2009, 04:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	He's probably reading "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" for the millionth time. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

01-27-2009, 11:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Silvester Anfang - Kosmies Slachtafual So there's two songs here, one called "My father was a wolf and my mother a whore," and the other one is "Confiture for the Satan Youth" except both in Dutch, of course. Basically it's free-form jam music in the vein of Sunburned Hand of the Man mixed with Halloween music. Not much drive, somewhat sloppy musicianship and redundancy keep it from succeeding much even as far as pointless dark music goes. Maybe if they'd done it in the 60's... Ludus – The Visit/The Seduction This music makes me uncomfortable in my own skin. I'll have to listen to it until it's assimilated. It strikes me as that kind of record.

01-27-2009, 12:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Snowman - The Horse, The Rat, and the Swan Somehow simultaneous sinister and snotty as fuck, when they pick up they really rock and sound like a dreamed of long-forgotten post-punk band, and when they wind down they delve into creepy Current 93 style ambient folk. Noisy, dark, pissed off, etc. Very good.

01-28-2009, 02:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rainard Jalen Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,221	Review "Walkmen - You & Me"