The Avatar Request Thread (albums, myspace, quote, Harp, Igil)

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

just cuz he jumps off and lands OVER you doesnt mean he actually HITS you. its all about angles n s h i t. oh pleeeeaze. you be like 'im gonna kick you you ass' and mid sentence id have you laid out.

im not positive, but im pretty sure that i know more about pro wrestling than everyone here combined. i know how it all works, im not just some stupid 12 year old john cena mark. i actually have a brain. but if you were 300lb and could do a splash of the top turnbuckle and land "over" someone instead of "on" someone, well more power to ya. but i think the laws of gravity and inertia might not quite agree with you.

[Spike*Spiegel]

ok, ok. lets argue about this more over PMs cuz i know i dont want a mod putting me in a "scorpion deathlock" for spamming.

[Merkaba]

Originally Posted by oojay

pleeez. id make you tap....and tap....and tap...and tap....well, you get the picture. and wtf do you mean by "wrestling is fake". im soooo tired of having this arguement. wrestling matches (for the most part) are somewhat choreographed. but that doesnt mean they still dont hit, kick, punch, slam each other. and how about a 300lb samoan jumping off the top rope onto your face? you cant FAKE gravity

In the world of WWF or whatever that company is called these days, the Wrestling is all fake/choreographed. I wouldn't know about other forms of wrestling, and I assume Wrestling of the olympic kind is real haha.

But in terms of WWF, you know that gravity has nothing really to do with it. Yeah the guy falls on you but it doesn't mean all the weight of the dude jumping actually comes down on you like a tonne of bricks, the weight is dispersed around you when he lands.
Those techniques where the dude jumps off the ropes and it looks like the back of his leg slams across the guys face/chest? Yeah it looks real but the guys foot and arse take all the impact and the back of the leg never really impacts on the guy lieing on the floor at all. And there is slamming, but they practise daily on how to take the falls, it rarely ever hurts. Wrestling stars are better actors than most people in Hollywood, the ones who are employed by McMahon anyway.

Oh and your avatar needs to be a bit smaller oojay, too big!

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Merkaba

In the world of WWF or whatever that company is called these days, the Wrestling is all fake/choreographed. I wouldn't know about other forms of wrestling, and I assume Wrestling of the olympic kind is real haha.

But in terms of WWF, you know that gravity has nothing really to do with it. Yeah the guy falls on you but it doesn't mean all the weight of the dude jumping actually comes down on you like a tonne of bricks, the weight is dispersed around you when he lands.
Those techniques where the dude jumps off the ropes and it looks like the back of his leg slams across the guys face/chest? Yeah it looks real but the guys foot and arse take all the impact and the back of the leg never really impacts on the guy lieing on the floor at all. And there is slamming, but they practise daily on how to take the falls, it rarely ever hurts. Wrestling stars are better actors than most people in Hollywood, the ones who are employed by McMahon anyway.

Oh and your avatar needs to be a bit smaller oojay, too big!

look i know that they disperse their weight to protect themself and the other guy, i mean theyve gotta go out there nearly every night and it would be easier to wrestle if they werent injured all the time. but they DO get hurt. broken noses, concussions, and cracked ribs are just about the norm. they just go with the job. and you denying that gravity plays any part in it is completely rediculous. have you ever seen a superplex off the top rope or off a ladder? theres no way to "fake" that kind of landing. here, ask jeff hardy about "faking" gravity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxZa0rt9Kys


edit: I tried to resize the avatar
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[MURDER JUNKIE]

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[Merkaba]

I prefer the happy dancing asian MJ, but I'll change it for a trial run anyway.

[holdyoualways]

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Please

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...that is really gross...

[MURDER JUNKIE]

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[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Please

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mmmmm.............ghetto booty.

[holdyoualways]

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Please

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i stand corrected
THAT is really gross

im tired of leto
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