Diversify Your Vocabulary

Seltzer · 05-07-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

All used a lot over here

That's probably why I like them.

Kamikazi Kat · 05-07-2009, 10:33 PM

I usually just switch around the words. Examples:

Go suck yourself
What the sh.it?
This sucking fuc.ks

Sometimes it can be really funny.

mr dave · 05-08-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

That's why I suggest that we all make a conscious effort to diversify the vocabulary that we regularly use. Not necessarily for the kids, fuck the kids. Just for us. Be imaginative! Have fun! That way, when you fuck up, you don't take it nearly as serious.

That is all.

this is something i found myself doing as i got older. feck became a default adjective / adverb to just about anything i was saying until i got out of school. thing is it diminishes the value and intensity of the word if you use it all the time. plus most employers frown on that sort of language.

ElephantSack · 05-08-2009, 10:03 PM

I've also found myself replacing generic terms like "yeah", and "alright" with words like indeed, delightful, and capital.

Anyone else, or am I fornicated in the cranium?

ElephantSack · 05-08-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

conch-balls could be taken as a compliment ya know.

I wasn't aware. What exactly does that mean?

Antonio · 05-10-2009, 11:18 AM

i find that when i purposely mispronounce words, it opens up a whole new source of entertainment.

ex-paddle with a long a sound
right, pronouncing it as riggit, etc.

Son of JayJamJah · 05-10-2009, 11:44 PM

I like the phrase "Jerk Boots"

simplephysics · 05-11-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I wasn't aware. What exactly does that mean?

Actually I have no idea. It's half the lyrics to a friend's song.

"Have you ever heard the sound of the ocean?"
"CONCH-BALLS!"

ElephantSack · 05-11-2009, 10:34 AM

^Yeah, these are all fairly commonplace around here. Even my mom calls us nigga sometimes. Douche bag, twat and tits have always been old stand-bys.

I'm thinking more along the lines of terms or phrases like:

"I demand satisfaction!"
"Do you yield, sir?"
"Blasphemy!"
"Confound it!"
"Treachery!"
"You ravenous scourge/twisted fiend."

But one cuss word that I've always liked but rarely ever gets used anymore is pig f*cker.

Pig F*ucker. It just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Let's bring it back, shall we?

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-11-2009, 10:35 AM

Whens the last time someone has said "DWEEB"?

05-07-2009, 10:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kamikazi Kat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 329	I usually just switch around the words. Examples: Go suck yourself What the sh.it? This sucking fuc.ks Sometimes it can be really funny.

05-08-2009, 10:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	I've also found myself replacing generic terms like "yeah", and "alright" with words like indeed, delightful, and capital. Anyone else, or am I fornicated in the cranium?

05-11-2009, 10:34 AM	#19 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	^Yeah, these are all fairly commonplace around here. Even my mom calls us nigga sometimes. Douche bag, twat and tits have always been old stand-bys. I'm thinking more along the lines of terms or phrases like: "I demand satisfaction!" "Do you yield, sir?" "Blasphemy!" "Confound it!" "Treachery!" "You ravenous scourge/twisted fiend." But one cuss word that I've always liked but rarely ever gets used anymore is pig fcker. Pig Fucker. It just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Let's bring it back, shall we?

05-11-2009, 10:35 AM	#20 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Whens the last time someone has said "DWEEB"?