Diversify Your Vocabulary

pourmeanother · 08-19-2009, 05:45 PM

Douchebag is my favorite and all it's variations. Douchefck. Bilbo Douchebaggins. Also, fcktard is a classic- especially with stupid drivers, they are all fcktards.

I like reversing things too... Instead of saying "do work, son!" I'll call people "daughter". When someone tells you to "Shut Up!", you can respond "Open Down!". Finally, you can turn any 'your mom' diss around:

1) harmless comment "I hate this nail."
2) "Your mom's a nail"
***3) "I'll nail your mom"

It works every time. Even it it doesn't make sense when you reverse it from "Your mom's ___" to "I'll ___ your mom", it dumbfounds them into not having a response.

Akira · 08-19-2009, 06:45 PM

One's I've been favouring lately:

Nervous: My arsehole's twitching like a rabbit nose
Ugly-She's got a face like a slapped arse
Annoying-He makes my shit itch

All charming traditional English phrases

FETCHER. · 08-23-2009, 05:01 PM

a simple: "Your a Prick!"
does it for me.
im good with my comebacks

08-19-2009, 05:45 PM	#41 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	Douchebag is my favorite and all it's variations. Douchefck. Bilbo Douchebaggins. Also, fcktard is a classic- especially with stupid drivers, they are all fcktards. I like reversing things too... Instead of saying "do work, son!" I'll call people "daughter". When someone tells you to "Shut Up!", you can respond "Open Down!". Finally, you can turn any 'your mom' diss around: 1) harmless comment "I hate this nail." 2) "Your mom's a nail" ***3) "I'll nail your mom" It works every time. Even it it doesn't make sense when you reverse it from "Your mom's ___" to "I'll ___ your mom", it dumbfounds them into not having a response. __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.