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Old 05-13-2009, 06:20 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Exactly what I do. I usually just make up words to sound like a hardass. This kid said I owed him money and I began to rant which sounded something like...
"Knave! Can't you percieve by your ineptuity that there ist a penneth in my pocket! Why the poor slanders on what ill will you have wished upon their unrelenting opressed corpses. Why do you ask such a feeble treat from my pouch??"

They usually just walk away. It works quite nicely actually.

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"Holy marmelade! What a splendicular piece of rubtuity!"
Rubtuity. Soft and gentle for the ladies. Hard and aggressive for... oh my, pardon my crass brazenness. I appeared to have soiled my pantaloons.
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:04 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Ah, I believe I have ascertained my spiritual abode. I have been quite fatigued that my propensity towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness has been either studiously passed over for acknowledgment or outright caricatured at the educational facility that I inhabit on a daily basis. Now perhaps I can seek repose, I feel like intoxicating liquors have passed directly to my cranium.

Damn it, why don't I write romance novels if I'm talking like that?

And as for the insults thing, I like to let off a good, hearty: "RAPIST!" Works every time. And someone mentioned the switching-around thing... heh. Real words of wisdom from me:

"This twatting place is bastarding boring!"
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:22 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Oh my golly, Elephant Sack. We are long lost twins. I say words that havent been used in centuries, thats pretty much my trademark. I got a whole list of them that my friends and I have made. I write down some of the jewels that I hear so I can remember them and have them for future use. I need to dig around for it and give you a little sample.
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:30 PM   #34 (permalink)
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what the shitdick.
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:32 PM   #35 (permalink)
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what the shitdick.
i prefer shittit myself but both work
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they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in;

"what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"
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they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in;

"what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:25 AM   #38 (permalink)
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A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime
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A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime
arsebiscuits is fantastic! i usually go for ****ing dimlo, what a word

and twat. always twat
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:26 PM   #40 (permalink)
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A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime
air biscuit :L thats what we say here, essentially means a fart lmao!
disco biscuit, well .. 3 guesses :L
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