Just imagine if we were all Dirty's split personalities and this wasn't even an internet forum, but in fact just a figment of Dirty's delusional mind. Somebody hit me with a Keanu meme.

Plankton.

Where the **** is he?

Get your own missing poster.. there are plenty of women who don't post here anymore you can be creepin on :)

Plank's a janitor? wut

mods are mb janitors.. it's been an on going joke forever. jesus christ charles.

I'm considering going gay, so you should all be a bit careful. Especially you, big boy. ;)

You would know Morgan.

Oh, hi there bud