Today's *******s don't long for yesterday's *******s quite like how the old *******s longed for the even older *******s.

TBH most of the old guard didn't have it in them to spiteful enough to truly be *******s. Many of them could tell a cutting joke but you knew it was all in good fun. These days it's all in good fun but the fun is in actually getting a reaction and the people who last on this site are the people who understand the difference between dislike and casual cruelty.

That's me.

Hey me too.

Not meeeee

All party, all day

Oh no. I never avoid my family. I love them, despite feeling a little depressed. I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. But my wife and kids are a balm. Shitting on non-people like you helps, too.

Nobody gives a ****.

Actually, he asked, so butt out. Nobody asked you.

I understand. Go insult Key's intelligence. I promise you it helps. It's why God put him here.

Pretty sure God has nothing to do with Key.