I did. It says:

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Dear Chula,

Please cool it with the ugly-ass gifs

Every time I read one of your posts, I have to check and make sure that I didn't accidentally click on a Geocities link

What's "ESC"? Electro Sonic Canon? Everyone Seems Calm? Ernie Sucking Cock?

It's short for escalate.

Everybody Shits on Chula

Im pretty sure its Ernest saves christmas. Great flick.

That button is not above "home row." Home row starts with ASDF, and above it is QWERTY. Where do you find QWERTY ... above home row. Operating the keyboard isn't exactly rocket science. Man, I hate to have to explain these things I say. But I have to congratulate you on taking that joke to a whole other level.

I love how reading your posts always makes me feel like that one guy in the back of the party trying to make sense of Blade 2 as he waits for the second tab to kick in

I'm a boomer. Sue me.

He's talking about Nea.