Well, my journals are all on hold for now as I work on my series of fantasy novels. There are some excerpts in the http://www.musicbanter.com/media/446...iting-now.html thread if you're interested.

A 'series' of fantasy novels? You're a machine.

Well, thing is, I was writing it and it already hit like seven/eight hundred pages and we're not even really halfway through or anywhere close, and I was like how am I going to sell such a huge-ass book? But I need all this stuff in it. So then I thought, make it into a linked series, so that book one doesn't have to wrap all plot strands up and can continue into book two. I'm projecting somewhere in the region of maybe eight books, none of which anyone will ever likely read, unless a miracle occurs. Do read when you get a chance; I'd love some feedback.

Eight Trollheart books...

*runs*

At least eight. Remember, George originally conceived ASOIAF as a trilogy, to say nothing of Douglas Adams...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I sense Sword of Truth bull****.

If I had the time right now, I'd definitely check it out.

Don't get that reference.
I know you're busy. Whenever, it's fine.

A ridiculously bloated series of hack fantasy novels that somehow has a large fanbase. I hope your books don't have quite as much gratuitous rape or Ayn Randian objectivist ranting.

Nothing wrong with hoping...
;)
I wouldn't know how to rant like Ayn Rand, so I guess the answer there would be no. There's a lot of humour and PCRs in the books. That's just ruined it for you now, hasn't it? And no, you're not in it. Yet.

Polymerase chain reactions?

Ah, Wikipedia, what would we do without you?

Pop Culture References.
You'd know that if you read my journals.

That was my initial reaction as well.

You people need to read my journals.
:shycouch:

You use that term so often that you had to create an acronym for it?

Yup. Again, if you read The Couch Potato, it's actually a heading for many of the entries.

Put your dick away, I'm not gonna go read your journal.

But you love my dick.

You need an editor.

Why did Aux-in get banned?

Huh - wha?

He's not?

He is

what the ****

I'm guessing he requested a ban.

Which one's Aux-In?

Ding ding ding.

One month unless he decides he wants it lifted before then.

:clap:

I once requested a ban, but then I realised nobody would care so I changed my mind.

I just leave when I get annoyed with you people.

^ Oh, dear. So you've been annoyed with us for, what?, four years or so ! :(

Hi Paedantic. The trick to enjoying this place is to not actually read any of the threads :)

You applying?
http://www.incarcables.com/images/pr...aux-inputs.jpg

thank god trollheart picked up on the same joke that i picked up one

I know but it's so lonely that way.

Did Aux-in give any reason?

He just wanted to be Aux-out for a while??

This. This is why people request bans.