It's night though, but I'm still feeling sticky. Danish summer weather is usually semi frequent rain and 20-23 degrees celcius. This really, honestly has been an abnormal summer.

I'd be down with watching anyone have sex irl. If I'm involved then great but if I'm just a spectator then that's still preferable to the current reality.

Your high temperature was 83, which isn't fun but is still a perfectly reasonable summer temp. If Virginia never got above 83 all summer I'd suck anyone's cock you presented before me and stick my tongue out to show their cum like a porn star.

I'm not denying it's still relatively mild compared to what some other countries are getting, but this is Denmark. After our summer standards, this summer has been highly unusual. And I'm so unaccustomed to any sort of hot weather that I feel really uncomfortable at anything over 24 degrees celcius. I'd prefer 15-20 degrees all year round. I actually prefer spring and fall to summer.

EDIT: I just wanted to mention that I'm even more of a chicken about hot temperatures than your average Dane. During winter, I keep my apartment so cool that friends and family who visit usually complain about the cold and I have to turn up the radiators just for their sake.

Quite easily.

And uh, don't even talk to me about Virginia's weather until you've been to Egypt.

Chuck? OK.

https://mr.comingsoon.it/imgdb/Serie.../14347_ppl.jpg

Egypt, whitey.

Happy birthday mate.

I talked to a guy from Iran who told me that he thought Danish summers sometimes felt worse because of the humidity.

It makes it waaaaay worse. Tbh I'd prefer 110 on a dry day to 85 on a humid one. Texas is pretty dry though.

Not Houston

Yeah but human beings shouldn't live in those places. I think Virginia is about the low point of where humans should live and I say that as someone used to Virginian summers. Why anyone not living on a bombass tropical island should consent to live in the tropics is beyond me.

Nice excuses.

Human beings came from the hottest regions of the Earth first. The real mystery is why anyone would want to live in cold northern regions where the ground is hard and frozen at the very least one quarter of the year.

Of course droughts are a bitch, but winter in these places just basically don't allow any life to flourish. I live in an unlivable place - only made livable by way of human inventions like insulated houses, clothing, long-time food preservation methods, etc.

Try 104 when its humid.

Dry heat>>>>>>>

This

Everyone in the world knows humidity makes heat worse but people who will excuse any “dry” temperature no matter how oppressive really need to stfu

104 is ****ing miserable ANYWHERE

I lived in Arizona for about 8 years. Dry heat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Not sure why people think that "dry heat" means "not hot."

My skin isn't black so I am no longer fit to live in those zones. The place I live in now is below where my white ancestors evolved to live in so maybe we should pick up stakes and move to *urp* Canada.

I think I'd like Canada tbh

🐸👌

I think I could deal with Pennsylvania. I wonder if Jansz has a guest room available?

What's your Pepe memes got to do with Canada?

Less black people than America.

Sunday was pretty brutal here,
but today's much cooler (in the 100s).

http://tinyimg.io/i/Md1fXjj.png

I'd call out of work at 124 and then possibly kill myself sitting around my house in that heat. Why are you there?

I prefer Ray Chucks personally.
Nothing gets past ol' Trollheart. :D
What? Trump is President? When did this happen? Was this on the news???
Does she mind that you ... no.
Even gay sex?
You just don't get classy posts like this anywhere else.
Nice one, TH. :D
Seriously: top bants as you'd say. :thumb:
Incidentally, Archbishop of Banterbury = pure ****ing genius! :clap:

Well according to your echo chamber youre a wage slave. So just one for now.

If my boss called me "Batlord" I'd work there forever.

Suicides go up in da summa despite what fools say

It's nothing like the 1980 heatwave, but yeah, even tho I like hot weather, it gets hot sooner in the year and stays around longer now. We've been wanting to leave the country for quite a while and so we figure that it'll be a good time to look at some property elsewhere coming this fall. We've already been checking online.

And they have to keep dead bodies on ice until the spring, when they can break ground and bury them.

The **** do I care about hard soil and bodies in morgues? I'm neither a farmer nor an undertaker.

I hated having to drive in snow and ice tbf

Scraping that **** off your windshield

Can’t let your tires go bald

And shoveling snow - **** that

life in canada

Didn’t we sell y’all back to Russia?

I'm paying for you to get your name legally changed to Batlord.

No last name. Like Fabio.

You're nowhere near sexy enough to pull it off.

This would be funnier if you weren't clearly sulking over your nonsense about Trump.