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Old 01-09-2019, 12:08 PM   #61 (permalink)
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It's actually better tbh
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Old 01-09-2019, 12:10 PM   #62 (permalink)
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You're welcome.
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Old 01-09-2019, 12:43 PM   #63 (permalink)
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**** like this never happens in the timeline where I became a mod.
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Old 01-09-2019, 12:45 PM   #64 (permalink)
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**** like this never happens in the timeline where I became a mod.
Agreed, that timeline just has you starting sh*t and not finishing it.
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Old 01-09-2019, 12:46 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I always finish my ****s, thank you very much. I don't have a bidet yet, but I've been using a squirt gun to mediocre success.
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Old 01-09-2019, 04:17 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Bidets are just the best, especially after sticky shits.
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Old 01-09-2019, 04:18 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I don't think I've ever even seen one here. How are they as a masturbatory aid?
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Old 01-09-2019, 04:21 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Good question!

Well J-bidets have three settings: weak / mid / powerful. If you set it to powerful and position your butthole in just the right way, you can, with the proper amount of experience and skill, choose to do one of two things: give yourself a mini-enema or massage your prostate.
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Old 01-09-2019, 04:24 PM   #69 (permalink)
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But does that really translate to a better wank?
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Old 01-09-2019, 04:27 PM   #70 (permalink)
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It depends on how you like to wank. If you get off by putting some english on your prostate, then yeah, probably.
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