I didn't realize there were other kinds of people. And are you saying you've never tried? That's like the first thing I would do.

Nope. Never tried. See, Batlord, when a man finds a DTF woman and loves her, he quickly realizes he doesn't need to debase himself while crying alone on the toilet trying to find new ways to alleviate his loneliness.

If it's debasement to masturbate then it's debasement to have sex. It's all orgasms. Maybe one day when your wife realizes the horrible mistake she's made you'll realize that.

There there, Batty. There there.

I'm inconsolable that I have no bidet to cozy up to.

I can attest that being in mutual love does not suppress desire for new modes of anal stimulation. You're probably just a prude.

I'd think it would increase it. Now you have someone you're intimately acquainted with to share notes.

I never said I was against anal stimulation. Shut the fuck up without your unsolicited interruptions.

Ja but you're against new modes of anal stimulation, likely because you're a prude. Also no.

You are against a specific form of anal stimulation (i.e. Bidet Anal Stimulation to Aid Masturbation). So on some level you must be against anal stimulation or you wouldn't be against BASTAM.