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The Return of John Wilkes Booth

Hey everybody.

Recently our good friend JWB reached out to us to request a reversal of his perma-ban. Instead of explaining it myself, we ran it by JWB and feel it'd be better just to post the request here. It serves as reasoning behind why we felt like it was time to let him come back and start fresh. Here it is...

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I'm writing to ask to be unbanned from mb. I realize I violated the rules years ago with my obstinate attitude towards certain mods... I was full of myself and to top it off, not that it's an excuse, I was also on drugs. I was also on drugs and homeless when I thought it was a worthwhile pastime to make new accounts on mb and post as myself unapologetically.

I'm not saying it was the drugs fault and not mine... I own my actions... But since I became sober I no longer see the point in continuing to do that, and frankly I don't want to come back and make problems with anyone. I just miss the place and would like to engage productively.

If you decide not to lift the ban I do understand, I just figured it was worth asking.

We felt, as a team, that this was a sincere request from somebody trying to turn a new leaf. There are a few things though that will accompany this decision.

Basically we're going to be more strict in disciplining members from using homophobic and racist slurs. This way, JWB starts fresh along with everybody else. We didn't want to have any conditional rules for him that he could possibly break while others do the same thing unpunished. To be honest, we should just be enforcing this anyway.

So no more calling people f*ggots in joking manners. Sh*t is over.

We also feel the need to reiterate that Google is still our overlords and that cleavage, nudity, scantily clad, etc images/video posts will be deleted and warnings given out.

Mod discretion will be used of course. Just obey the rules and we can all get along.

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JWB will be un-banned following this post. Let's all welcome him back with some nice things and then we can all get back to the normal banter.

Thanks

- Mod Team (Not just me)

You should ban sexist and ableist slurs as well then

Especially the “r” word

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Mod discretion will be used of course.

Don't make this about the banning of words. Just don't be a dick.

If I can't say bitch I'm taking my retard ball and going home.

And welcome back, JWB.

lmao he can't remember his password

Welcome back Mark David Chapman? Lee Harvey Oswald?

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2066711)

Don't make this about the banning of words. Just don't be a dick.

In other words the rules are there are no rules until you fascists make them up.

It’s funny that the weakest minorities are still ok to hit but yeah it’s like that everywhere

You call black people monkeys.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2066722)

In other words the rules are there are no rules until you fascists make them up.

It’s funny that the weakest minorities are still ok to hit but yeah it’s like that everywhere

Thanks for understanding.

Anyways, welcome back, JWB!

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2066722)

In other words the rules are there are no rules until you fascists make them up.

It’s funny that the weakest minorities are still ok to hit but yeah it’s like that everywhere

Do you really need clarification on how to not be a dick? Why the f*ck is it so hard for you to just understand that?

Welcome back, JWB!

oh is just trying to shift the attention back onto him

it can be hard to share

Bro I can't wait to see OH and JWB go at it.

That actually would be interesting.

cock fight :clap: cock fight :clap: cock fight :clap:

I wonder if JWB is still on Trump's dick.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2066737)

oh is just trying to shift the attention back onto him

it can be hard to share

It’s easy enough for you.

Appreciate it.

And I hereby promise not to call people the f word, nor the n word, nor the r word, nor the c word (by which I mean cripple).

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066774)

Appreciate it.

And I hereby promise not to call people the f word, nor the n word, nor the r word, nor the c word (by which I mean cripple).

Do you like blacks?

I prefer them to Asians.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066778)

I prefer them to Asians.

Name your top five blacks and bottom five Asians.

I don't have those lists handy tbh.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066781)

I don't have those lists handy tbh.

Welp

You suck already

Congrats you’ll fit right in

I doubt if I could even name 5 Asians period.

Bottom 5 Asians = the first five workers I encounter at the local ghetto-wok.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066783)

I doubt if I could even name 5 Asians period.

Bottom 5 Asians = the first five workers I encounter at the local ghetto-wok.

https://igx.4sqi.net/img/general/600...MS30hQOTO8.jpg

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066774)

Appreciate it.

And I hereby promise not to call people the f word, nor the n word, nor the r word, nor the c word (by which I mean cripple).

You need your avatar?

https://memegenerator.net/img/images...0/14817169.jpg

Naw I haven't decided on what my avy will be. Maybe Pablo Escobar from narcos. He has a striking resemblance to jwb

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2066800)

OH about to lose member of the year

Literally was thinking the same thing. TBH though without Chula to bait and supposedly turning over a new, less trolly leaf he might be less volatile and humorous than OH. The deciding factor will be how they come to blows when OH makes some bloviating statement about anarchist **** or whatever.

You guys are discounting the fact that I never won that award when I was here last time either.

I was far too hated for awards like that. Cause I was hard core and ****. Not like our resident Cialis popper, OH.

1. It's different times.

2. You and OH have very similar but subtley different modus operandi. OH dick sucks this place in his own way in a way that you never did and we recognize that as it puffs us up.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2066812)

Mods! Is Cialis popper in bounds?

Depends, are you offended your dick don't work?

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2066825)

Depends, are you offended your dick don't work?

Ask your mom.

you should be so lucky

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2066823)

Mods! Is Cialis popper in bounds?

Hey, jwb, he shit himself a while back and is legit self conscious about it.

Sorry, OH, but you did and it was funny.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2066823)

Mods! Is Cialis popper in bounds?

SMH

Snitch

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2066830)

Hey, jwb, he shit himself a while back and is legit self conscious about it.

Sorry, OH, but you did and it was funny.

False

When I got flamed for it and I attacked back I got a pos ban from wolf

doesn't change the fact that you're a snitch though

oh and batty are about tied for number of posts they've reported

I’ll snitch

I used to be a proud non-snitch but the mods here respect snitcheration.

The snitchy wheel gets the greasin