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Old 05-13-2017, 01:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
As am I
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Lol. .
Betting you're not Jewish. Take a genetic test. Do it. Prove it.

Bet you'll find zero Jewish genetic traces from anywhere in the world. Zero.

In fak, it'll probably reveal the exact opposite. Who knows? You might even derive from some illegitimate offspring of dim, low-level Aryan. Probably.

That'd explain a whole lot about your life - wouldn't it?
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:30 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Betting you're not Jewish. Take a genetic test. Do it. Prove it.

Bet you'll find zero Jewish genetic traces from anywhere in the world. Zero.

In fak, it'll probably reveal the exact opposite. Who knows? You might even derive from some illegitimate offspring of dim, low-level Aryan. Probably.

That'd explain a whole lot about your life - wouldn't it?
I wish that were true. But alas, religion is a choice you idiot.

For all the semi witty replies you have given, I really thought you'd have something better considering the lame jokes I was giving you. Instead you chose to make fun of a life choice by commenting on genetics. Braincells, use them.
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:46 AM   #24 (permalink)
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You know what, I'll give you some information that'll be easier to work with.

I'm a constitutional conservative republican. Lots of room for jokes about me being a hick there.

I grew up in the middle of a forrest... I'm handing shit to you.

Alright, this next one better be good.
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:56 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:04 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Braincells, use them.
You mean like your choice of avatar?
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm a constitutional conservative republican.

I grew up in the middle of a forrest... I'm handing shit to you.

Alright, this next one better be good.
"constitutional conservative republican"
As if you even had a clue as to what that is.

"I grew up in the middle of a forrest"
Look out.

"forrest"
Forest.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:12 AM   #28 (permalink)
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"constitutional conservative republican"
As if you even had a clue as to what that is.

"I grew up in the middle of a forrest"
Look out.

"forrest"
Forest.
Reading is hard.
Weren't you just trolling batlord for being a grammar Nazi? Consistency.

"Look out." For what? Your intelligence? It's too small to concern myself with.

"As if you even have a clue as to what that is." Then enlighten us. And I'll know if you googled. I want you to get into the real details.

Oh, the disappointment. Can a mod ban him? He's not as much fun as I thought he'd be.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Hello Musically Uneducated Rockers:

The technique that causing you all of that amazement and astonishment is known as inversion. INVERSION.

It's been in use since before the 16th century, and it was frequently used during the Baroque - which is the music style that predominated during the 16 and 17th centuries [that'd be the 1500's and 1600's].

Some other common techniques used then and used now are retrograde motion, retrograde inversion, augmentation, diminution, and so on.

What's particularly sad is that YOU - people who grew up on rock and roll* and zero music education - are absolutely ignorant of these simple, elementary, kindergarden music techniques.

It's not completely your fault. Music education's been deleted from schools. Heck - I understand that they've now also deleted history and social studies from schools.

Not only do you folks here not know what inversion is, you probably don't know what the Civil War --- or the Cold War --- was. At least some of may've heard those terms - but you're not really sure what they mean.

What you're really, really good at is tech.

And - texting - tattoos, loud motorcycles, multiple dogs, piercings -----

*To be clear - the phrase "rock and roll" includes all of it's vile forms, from cowntry to cRap to techno to hard rock to harder rock to still harder rock to soft rock to medium rock, etc. etc.
The funny thing is that this guy knows of only one "Civil War."
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that dude's over-the-top pretentiousness shtick was amusing until he just started westboro blogging for some reason
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