Thats all I really needed. And frankly, Ivy League professors are usually bizzare and unhinged.

There will be no make up sex sir, you sleep on the couch.

If having a country accent made you a country singer, Primus would be on CMT...

That's a good point.

the singer has to have a southern accent, the twang from the steel guitar, that banjo pickin' in the background, and a solo for the true country song, lol.

but what i think makes country, real country different is that it tells a story, and paints a vivid picture in your head.

Or sings of your "exclusive" family in which your cousin is your sister in law and your mom is your prom date.


But seriously, broken hearts people. Its all about the "achy breaky heart"

no but it certainly helps. Any Ryan Adams fans?

Yes, he's probably got a thread somewhere.

If it did that would make Les Claypool a country singer.

Does your post here mean that you consider Ryan Adams a country singer? Just curious, because I never thought of him that way (but, then I haven't really heard a lot of his stuff with Whiskeytown).

excuse me hick. who was it that thought their second cousin was hot?