The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

**Frownland** · 03-19-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I'm still trying to figure out which hole is your little dicksucker and which one is the big dicksucker.

Have you seen Alien? My little dicksucker is like the bity tongue.

OccultHawk · 03-19-2018, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You saw my rating. If those were zingers then they're past the expiration date or something.

Pathetic

**Frownland** · 03-19-2018, 05:37 PM

I think we lost em boys.

03-20-2018, 06:40 AM

Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News

Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-20-2018, 06:51 AM

wonderful looking animals. sad to hear

OccultHawk · 03-20-2018, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News

Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.

Permanently losing any species or subspecies of anything

**** it - I don’t think it even needs to be said what a huge sad pathetic ****ing failure that is. Goddamnit

03-20-2018, 07:24 AM

Texas explosions: 'Serial bomber' suspected in Austin blasts - BBC News

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Police in Austin, Texas, have said four explosions that have rocked the city, killing two people, are believed to be the work of a serial bomber.

The latest explosion on Sunday night, which injured two white men, aged 22 and 23, may have been activated by a tripwire, police say.

What a strange thing to say.

**Frownland** · 03-20-2018, 07:26 AM

They say that because the other bombings were believed to be targeting black people.

EDIT: There was another one last night as well in a FedEx facility.

Akai · 03-20-2018, 07:29 AM

'Nazi pug' trial update;

Announcment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHJDOoWHMpk
Pre-verdict Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udq9cCBh7jI
Verdict Livetsream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRlmxBsLo1U

Edit;

Live sentencing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDPgHdQ5IM

Result: another delay, another month long wait for the count.

I don't know who the judge is but he's a right ****.

OccultHawk · 03-20-2018, 07:36 AM

Global warming’s most dramatic impact is on the arctic. The arctic is routinely having the warmest winters on record causing a shift in jet stream patterns breaking something called the polar vortex that used to hold that coldness in place up there. Now that it’s broken North American and Europe have been getting smashed with an onslaught of one crazy blizzard after another. Power bills have been skyrocketing all up and down the American east coast (even into Florida). Of course, populations burning more fuel to stay warm is releasing more carbon into the atmosphere. Plus, there’s ****tons of carbon locked under the melting arctic.

Meanwhile it doesn’t look like Puerto Rico will return to full electricity and running water before the next hurricane season. And if Puerto Rico is barely making the news anymore imagine how ****ed they are in Haiti and Cuba. We’re better off than they are but Floridians and residents of the Gulf Coast simply can’t afford yearly hurricane evacuations that are starting to feel like clockwork.

Source- OccultNewsNetwork

03-19-2018, 05:37 PM	#10413 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I think we lost em boys. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-20-2018, 07:26 AM	#10418 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	They say that because the other bombings were believed to be targeting black people. EDIT: There was another one last night as well in a FedEx facility. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-20-2018, 07:29 AM	#10419 (permalink)
Akai Godless Ape Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Britannia Posts: 1,255	'Nazi pug' trial update; Announcment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHJDOoWHMpk Pre-verdict Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udq9cCBh7jI Verdict Livetsream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRlmxBsLo1U Edit; Live sentencing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDPgHdQ5IM Result: another delay, another month long wait for the count. I don't know who the judge is but he's a right ***. __________________ ''To be honest, in my opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I do believe that I forgot what I was going to say.'' S p o t i f y Last edited by Akai; 03-20-2018 at 08:16 AM.*

03-20-2018, 07:36 AM	#10420 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Global warming’s most dramatic impact is on the arctic. The arctic is routinely having the warmest winters on record causing a shift in jet stream patterns breaking something called the polar vortex that used to hold that coldness in place up there. Now that it’s broken North American and Europe have been getting smashed with an onslaught of one crazy blizzard after another. Power bills have been skyrocketing all up and down the American east coast (even into Florida). Of course, populations burning more fuel to stay warm is releasing more carbon into the atmosphere. Plus, there’s **tons of carbon locked under the melting arctic. Meanwhile it doesn’t look like Puerto Rico will return to full electricity and running water before the next hurricane season. And if Puerto Rico is barely making the news anymore imagine how **ed they are in Haiti and Cuba. We’re better off than they are but Floridians and residents of the Gulf Coast simply can’t afford yearly hurricane evacuations that are starting to feel like clockwork. Source- OccultNewsNetwork __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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03-20-2018, 06:40 AM	#10414 (permalink)
Cuthbert Guest Posts: n/a	Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.