The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

works for me, hold up.

[Cuthbert]

Syria 'chemical attack': Russia and US in fierce row at UN - BBC News

[OccultHawk]

US Ambassador Nikki Haley said Russia had the "blood of Syrian children" on its hands.

Pot. Kettle.

Call me [MERIT] but I’m not even convinced the kids in those videos were even gased.

[Frownland]

Arizona sends 225 National Guard troops to border

Martial laaaaaaaw

[OccultHawk]

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, a Republican, said Monday that the Texas National Guard would commit at least 1,000 troops to the Mexican border, a commitment that began with an initial deployment of 250 members on Friday.

New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez, another border-state Republican, has said she'll work with federal authorities on a possible Guard deployment. She said Monday more than 80 troops would deploy later this week.

California Gov. Jerry Brown, a Democrat, hasn’t yet committed his border state’s Guard troops.

Do you think there’s any chance Jerry Brown would follow suit?

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Do you think there’s any chance Jerry Brown would follow suit?

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president...

Carter Power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
Your kids will meditate in school!

[Chorus:]
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!

[Chorus]

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

[OccultHawk]

Yeah

I can’t hear his name without thinking about that song either.

[The Batlord]

Holy **** that guy's back in office? loooooooooooooooooool

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

you didn't know?

not a bad governor compared to The economy Terminator at least

His flat tax platform when he ran for president was regressive but had an appealing simplicity about it.

[Frownland]

Our drastic income disparity definitely makes governing California pretty difficult at the very least. But hey cool beaches bros *surfs into the distance*