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Old 06-10-2018, 03:53 AM   #12611 (permalink)
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Or maybe you didn't bust your ass hard enough and instead started playing the 'whoa is me' card decades ago.
Maybe he just didn't find the right Chinaman.
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:25 AM   #12612 (permalink)
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Or maybe you didn't bust your ass hard enough and instead started playing the 'whoa is me' card decades ago.
*woe

Maybe you should have ****ed your wife proper you lonely limp dick alcoholic.
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There's probably some reasonable middle ground between Leave It to Beaver and being forced to suck your step-father's dick in the basement after your mom goes to work.
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:27 AM   #12613 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2018, 05:52 AM   #12614 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:22 AM   #12615 (permalink)
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Maybe you should have ****ed your wife proper you lonely limp dick alcoholic.
I think this Injun is off the reservation.
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:34 AM   #12616 (permalink)
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Come on Chula: are you sitting for that bull?
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Old 06-10-2018, 12:42 PM   #12617 (permalink)
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Come on Chula: are you sitting for that bull?
He's just making himself look bad. Funny thing is though, Linda and I first hooked up at 19 and made it all the way to 57. That's nearly 14,000 days of shacking up together. Pretty damn good if you asked me.

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Old 06-10-2018, 12:44 PM   #12618 (permalink)
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He's just making himself look bad. Funny thing is though, Linda and I first hooked up at 19 and made it all the way to 57.
Most men can't even last 10 minutes on their first hookup, and you managed to make it last 38 years. Impressive, Chula. Was it better the 2nd time? I bet her expectations were ridiculously high at that point.
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I truly feel like I should be having to pay a monthly subscription for this sort of entertainment.

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