The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 08-13-2018, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I knew you were waiting to make a lame joke.

All I want is a little respect when I come home. I'll say a little prayer for her.

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Originally Posted by grindy

Reading that might have been the closest I ever came to being offended.

Then my work here is done.

08-13-2018, 04:12 PM

I honestly assumed she'd died long ago.

Trollheart · 08-13-2018, 06:09 PM

Only 76. It does seem as if she's been around forever. Wish her all the best but it really doesn't look good, does it?

**Frownland** · 08-13-2018, 06:11 PM

Won't be long...

Anteater · 08-13-2018, 06:15 PM

Huzlers - Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath

This could be the story of the century.

**Frownland** · 08-13-2018, 06:15 PM

Anyone who says that they haven't had a similar thought is a goddamn liar. What a hero.

OccultHawk · 08-13-2018, 08:52 PM

Fake News!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/hoax-al...nderneath.html

Now I feel like it’s my duty to rep Florida before some out of state dickhead takes the lead

Psy-Fi · 08-13-2018, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Aretha Franklin Gravely Ill from Cancer | TMZ.com

Sad but believable.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I bet that doesn't make her feel like a natural woman.

Cringe-O-Rama.

08-13-2018, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Did anyone post this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-pCMcQ4m8

There is a conspiracy theory floating around about a secret missile base off of the coast of the state of Washington, where a rogue missile tried to shoot down Trump's Air Force One a while back. And that this supposed kamikaze mission was actually white hat hackers [good guys] using a plane as a weapon to destroy that missile base.

Anteater · 08-13-2018, 10:56 PM

RIP Sky King. You will be missed.

08-13-2018, 06:09 PM	#13143 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Only 76. It does seem as if she's been around forever. Wish her all the best but it really doesn't look good, does it? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-13-2018, 06:11 PM	#13144 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Won't be long... __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-13-2018, 06:15 PM	#13146 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Anyone who says that they haven't had a similar thought is a goddamn liar. What a hero. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-13-2018, 08:52 PM	#13147 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Fake News! https://www.google.com/amp/s/hoax-al...nderneath.html Now I feel like it’s my duty to rep Florida before some out of state dickhead takes the lead __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

08-13-2018, 04:12 PM	#13142 (permalink)
MicShazam Guest Posts: n/a	I honestly assumed she'd died long ago.