The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Two cities were razed by a tsunami in Indonesia but how can that possibly compete for news time when a rich woman was dry humped 40 years ago?

#QuotedForTruth

Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Sexual assault is notoriously hard to prove unless the victim immediately goes to the police and gets a rape kit, so after nearly four decades it wouldn't be surprising if an unreported near rape didn't come up on the FBI's radar. TBH I'd be kinda surprised if they did uncover anything.

^ This.

Originally Posted by rostasi

I'm only gonna say just so much about this,
'cause my personal dealings aren't anyone's
business here, but the way it works is this:

If the agents visited the BK lounge for the first time back in 1993,
they would've asked him for personal friend references plus employers.
The friends would've certainly not been ones who would've said
"Yeah, he was a stinkin' mean-ass drunk all of the time."
No, you provide the people's names you trust will give you a good ref.
Other people will be checked - family, neighbors, and everything I said
in a previous post about professional connections.

Then, every five years afterwards, there's a followup - but only a followup.
Meaning that they are looking for any deviations from the initial review.
Did you suddenly come into a large amount of money during these years?
Are you suddenly taking more trips overseas than what matches your previous
years leading up to your initial review? ...and so on. The followups, if all
appears normal, take less than a half-hour - usually filled with happy chat
(usually done, I'm convinced, to see how you're doing mentally) that ends with
a handshake and a goodbye. So, all of this crap about 5 or 6 times of heavy
vetting is more than likely nonsense. If his original review was in 1993, then,
more than likely he had follow-ups in 1998, 2003, 2008, 2013, and now 2018.
There can be some bending of years, but the average time for review is 5 years.

What I'm curious about - and I'm sure the FBI would like to have enough time to investigate -
is what happened that led to BK being able to suddenly pay off, only recently,
some massive debts he accrued. This falls under one of the questions I
mentioned earlier that's a red flag for these agents on your 5-year.

Why do you format your posts to make them look like song lyrics?

Originally Posted by rostasi

This photo is actually a double entendre, because the "Richter" Scale was mentioned, and because Andy Richter says that his wife having an abortion is the best thing they ever did.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by rostasi

Who’s this moron?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Who’s this moron?

Conan O'Brien's sidekick.

[windsock]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Who’s this moron?

A failed Patton Oswalt clone.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I've read the FBI's chapter on juggalos for the national gang assessment. I know how incompetent the FBI can be.

Lmao

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Lmao

It really is dumb though. They're juggalos. How are they a gang? It's like McCarthy is still alive and his wife still isn't ****ing him.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by 66Sexy

It really is dumb though. They're juggalos. How are they a gang? It's like McCarthy is still alive and his wife still isn't ****ing him.

Not just that, I can understand misunderstanding it as a gang since a lot of retard juggalos tag things and call themselves a family and stupid **** like that. It's just what they put into the gang assessment was really really stupid and shows that they have no idea what they are talking about.

[OccultHawk]

They call juggalos a gang so they can **** with groups of minorities that aren’t really gangs either.

[WWWP]

^ for sure

[The Batlord]

If MB gets classified as a gang I'm supporting it and will plan bank robberies and ****.