The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[[MERIT]]

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► North Carolina Legislature: It's Legal For Motorists To Drive Through Protesters Who Block Roads


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[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

► North Carolina Legislature: It's Legal For Motorists To Drive Through Protesters Who Block Roads

That's evil.

[The Batlord]

“As we’ve seen, time and time again, as folks run out in the middle of the streets and the interstates in Charlotte and attempt to block traffic,” Burr said. The Republican commented that he wants to ensure that “drivers don’t have to fear driving through Charlotte or anywhere in North Carolina.”

Holy **** I say we take to the streets with spike strips.

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Holy **** I say we take to the streets with spike strips.

Is taking to the streets even working anymore?

[The Batlord]

Then we put IED's under manholes.

[OccultHawk]

I have to say. If I’m driving home from work, exhausted to the bones, and a group of people approach my car acting like I’m some kind of enemy when I’m probably on their side, and pull this we’re shutting this road down ****, and like I seriously need to get the **** home, and they’re acting like they’re going to beat my ass for just being there, I should have the right to mow their bitch asses over. And I would, happily.

It was on foot but do you remember the one where they were holding hands telling white and Asian students to walk around the long way to get on campus at Cal? This isn’t hyperbole when I say I’d be willing to die (or kill go to jail whatever) before I walked around. I know they’d be now you know how we feel or felt but it would really be like no you’re going to find out how your ancestors felt after I beat your ass down so hard you’ll wish you were ****ing Toby.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I have to say. If I’m driving home from work, exhausted to the bones, and a group of people approach my car acting like I’m some kind of enemy when I’m probably on their side, and pull this we’re shutting this road down ****, and like I seriously need to get the **** home, and they’re acting like they’re going to beat my ass for just being there, I should have the right to mow their bitch asses over. And I would, happily.

It was on foot but do you remember the one where they were holding hands telling white and Asian students to walk around the long way to get on campus at Cal? This isn’t hyperbole when I say I’d be willing to die (or kill go to jail whatever) before I walked around. I know they’d be now you know how we feel or felt but it would really be like no you’re going to find out how your ancestors felt after I beat your ass down so hard you’ll wish you were ****ing Toby.

No you wouldn't, shut the **** up.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by elphenor

we all know what it's about is conservatives just boil inside anytime anyone steps out of line

can't stand the sight of it

Pretty much 100% accurate.

[Frownland]

Only 80% accurate. 20% off for not mentioning that conservatives scare too easily to be taken seriously when it comes to safety. Seems like they're demanding a nanny government tbf.

[MicShazam]

"The lefties are evil because they are fond of gov owned hospitals and such but plz won't the president protect me and stamp out all of those who aren't exactly like me. Brown is a scary color and gays make me feel funny. Hold me Mr. President. I'm cold and afraid."