Watch Cosmopolis and The Rover. Twilight could've cast Daniel Day Lewis as the vampire dude, Meryl Streep as the chick with no personality, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the shirtless werewolf dude and it still would've sucked.

The Rover has a hella weak script though.

Centrifugal force holds everything in place.. I know I shouldn't laugh because that's fucking awful but the sheer absurdity of that made me lol.

Dicks out for Moby ya'll.

Moby’s “going away for awhile,” cancels book tour in light of Natalie Portman controversy

Yeeesh.

I mean maybe he sucks but you gotta respect cracking open that fresh pussy like that.

Natalie was like oooh I’m ****ing a rockstar but not she’s like ew I ****ed a rockstar.

He's got a few good tracks here n' there. This lil' sucker is just asking to be vaporwaved.

This is like when someone makes a big to do about taking a hiatus from the forum over an issue that everyone else has already forgotten about.

I haven't picked it back up in a while.