I wonder if he sparkles.

I wonder if he rides across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut as his day devolves into an odyssey where he encounters a host of eccentric characters and sees his huge financial investments collapse.

I wonder if all of a sudden as a young business owning 20 year old he decided to dress up like a bat and fight crime after doing a huge line of coke. Definitely while listening to Corona. Probably blasts Rhythm Of The Night in his Batmobile still high off of coke and molly as he goes to **** up some Gothem filth.

"I'M THE MOTHER ****ING BATMAN!", he yells after inhaling a trail of cocaine through his nostril. Then he abruptly hops out of the Batmobile and savagely beats a group of juggalos to an inch of their lives.

I’m a better person that anyone who knows who that person is.

You don't know who he is? ****ing Bruce Wayne. Biggest coke addict in all of Gothem. Pretty much single handedly funds the drug trade there with how much he buys.

You're proud of your ignorance? You really do need to move out of the south.

I’m not proud. I accept my superiority humbly.

Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.

Pardon?