Not an unbelievable story, but this does restore my faith in the goodness of most people:

http://jezebel.com/5946643/reddit-us...ously-schooled

OK, I have to try, and I mean try with all my will, to not take this news story as a sign from the almighty flying spaghetti monster that I should not exist.

Today I finally obtained my enhanced drivers licence. I love Vancouver BC and I've been meaning for years to get this enhanced licence that allows me to drive the approx. 2 hours north and back to that magnificent city. Well, specifically it allows me to cross to and from the US/Canada border. So, today I finally got that licence and am now legal to traverse north into Canada.

Then, today, mere hours after obtaining said enhanced licence, about halfway between my home and Canada on the freeway to the border, this




I must be pretty fecking evil. And God or whatthefuckever must be Canadian.

Just wild buddy, a ton of people headin south for the Sasquatch festival this weekend as well...thats gonna put a kink in things.

You should really put your foot down if it's bothering you.

It's too big

But he has to do something. That would make me go ape.

Nah, it's too much trouble to monkey with

Sounds like things could get pretty hairy.

It could, tbh we don't know yeti

Netizen outrage after Chinese tourist defaces Egyptian temple - CNN.com

Firefighters, Medics Rescue Newborn From Sewer Pipe

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/u...et-620x409.jpg

That is fecking amazing, poor boy! I'm so hoping he gets a good upbringing if he does get put with social services.

^^ I can't help but think that that may be best. You know, if it's possible to "accidently" let a precious, newborn baby "slip" down the toilet...

Hehe. That is a nice story. As you say, it's not mindblowing or implausible but its nice.

Former IT Specialist Claims To Be Jesus Reborn


Thats a reverend describing the actions of a man who claims to be the son of God and who forms a "religious movement" where he and his followers aim to teach people how to have a relationship with God, a "dangerous cult".

Sometimes jokes write themselves.

Beaver kills man in Belarus

A beaver killed a man. Yeah.

True, but if he doesn't do something it could get pretty abominable.

JC Penney teapot looks like Hitler

this made my morning

Saw this on the morning news yesterday. People have way too much time on their hands. The butthurt of America continues. PC people should be stoned with marshmellows.

yeah this is well beyond a stretch

but i have to admit.....that tea pot looks like Hitler :)

They certainly should have somebody in the R&D with a better knack for marketing. I totally want one now.

same here :)

as much as i would love to believe that there are large brained super rats on Mars

that looks like a rock

I can believe it but I thought I'd post a link to go with my bitch about Australian media downloads.

Foxtel locks up Game of Thrones

I've always wondered why Australia always gets hit the hardest when it comes to entertainment. Movies, CDs, video games, etc. are always more expensive there, even stuff that's digital and doesn't have any kind of import tariff.

Anyhow in other news

Yahoo! News UK & Ireland - Latest World News & UK News Headlines

I'm surprised he didn't carve a swastika into his forehead.

What a flippin' plonker. :usehead:


I would have to assume that he doesn't give a crap about the kids. It's all about him.

Great, he's just across the bridge from me somewhere.

Dude, this town rules. :clap:

Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You


Revolting

The real problem here seems to be that it's okay in Texas to kill someone to recover your property (the money not the woman) even if your life isn't in danger. The circumstances are just rather bizarre in this case. Fuck Texas.

Texas isn't for the faint of heart plus she did him dirty trying to steal his money like that. He also didn't mean to kill her but it's similar to being able to kill someone that comes onto your property down there.

Woman's boyfriend turns out to be ex-husband- The Heart Beat - MSN Living

This probably happens more often than gets reported though.

Creation Museum Adds Zip Lines to Boost Declining Ticket Sales
 

Creation Museum Adds Zip Lines And Other Secular Fare, As Ticket Sales Decline

Baha. Baha. Bahahahahahahahahaha!

I didn't know where else to put this, so I'm putting it here.

iOS 7

Kind of looks more Android-y. I'm probably more interested in the next Mac OS they announced.

It's "The Onion", but it's pretty hilarious:

Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Hahaha, Blackie must be feeling pretty smug right now

I don't see what's wrong with that. I'm totally gonna pack heat if my apartment management tries to keep my pet deposit when I move out because that would be bullshit.
The weird thing is that prostitution is illegal in Texas last time I checked. I wonder if I can legally shoot a drug dealer who tries to run off with my cash without supplying my dope.

If someone is threatening my life, then it's on, but if they're just carrying off my TV then taking that person's life is completely out of proportion. No way should that be legal.

Edit: Not that I'm trying to get into some prolonged legal debate.