Alabama Fugitive Allegedly Gave His Pet Squirrel, ‘Deeznuts,’ Meth To Make Him An Attack Squirrel

Trump's crass attempt to lie about the track of Dorian is likely to cause him more trouble than he expected; the image of him presenting falsified out-of-date information under the official WhiteHouse title of "Hurricane Update" turns out to be evidence of a crime in progress.

At least our anger at such an irresponsible, pointless and patronising deception can be alleviated by a touch of humour as journalists have come up with the term "Sharpiegate". It'll be a long time, though, before a name equals Britain's "Squidgygate", based on a leaked term of affection between Lady Di and her lover:

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lol

This is straight out of Saturday Night Live

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...rker-pen-video

Bro he couldn't manage my Burger King.

I’m sure he couldn’t. Unless it’s very high end or really ****ing big restaurant managers have to be very hands on and able to solve problems. And that you’re fired **** doesn’t work because restaurant workers dgaf. They switch jobs all the time. At any given time probably 15% of the staff would rather get fired on the spot than finish their shift.

I don't think that lady understands that she doesn't own the air.

I hope my co-workers don't hear about this or I'll have to sew my butthole closed.

Precedent

Js

The people making a facebook page just to organize a day to **** with her are just as ****ty.