The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 10-19-2019, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yes we can see the video title thank you.

It makes it searchable as well dickface. It’s a good habit

In the news:

Mazda Claims Their Cars Will Make You Feel Alive

https://www.mazdafeelalive.com

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THE POWER OF HUMAN POTENTIAL

At the foundation of everything we do, lies one very simple thought: “By humans, for humans.” In a world that’s moving more and more toward taking human beings out of the driving picture, we put human beings at the center. Our story is about the energy, life and passion our craftsmen put into designing our vehicles; and the energy, life and passion you feel when you drive them. We work to move your emotions, to inspire, uplift, energize and enrich your every day. When we build a Mazda, every detail is designed to make you feel alive.

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Our cars are built by insightful craftsmen and detail-obsessed engineers who want to elevate your state of being every time you get behind the wheel.

God Bless You Mazda!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU

Psy-Fi · 10-20-2019, 07:29 AM

Creepy Iowan Knows How To Seduce Women

OccultHawk · 10-20-2019, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Creepy Iowan Knows How To Seduce Women

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arrested Friday afternoon at the Dollar General

... interesting

Psy-Fi · 10-20-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

... interesting

Yeah, I got a chuckle when I saw it happened in a Dollar General store.

Would've been even better if it had happened at one in San Antionio a few days ago.

OccultHawk · 10-20-2019, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Yeah, I got a chuckle when I saw it happened in a Dollar General store.

Would've been even better if it had happened at one in San Antionio a few days ago.

Maybe he was looking for mindfulness

He was awfully upset about Green Day, you know

The Batlord · 10-20-2019, 10:43 AM

He was also pretty pissed off when mindfulness called him emo.

10-20-2019, 11:26 AM

I think elph worked at a Dollar Tree, not Dollar General.

**Frownland** · 10-20-2019, 11:50 AM

Dollar stores far and wide are elph's stomping ground.

OccultHawk · 10-20-2019, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

I think elph worked at a Dollar Tree, not Dollar General.

Pretty cold to posthumously strip the man of his rank.

Chula Vista · 10-20-2019, 12:26 PM

10-20-2019, 11:50 AM	#19178 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dollar stores far and wide are elph's stomping ground. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-20-2019, 12:26 PM	#19180 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

10-20-2019, 11:26 AM	#19177 (permalink)
jwb Guest Posts: n/a	I think elph worked at a Dollar Tree, not Dollar General.