The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Chula Vista · 11-08-2019, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Actually I’m really a ****ing hater

Tough guys like you and Bat have made the mistake of showing your real self's too often. Deep down you're both kittens. And you know it.

**Frownland** · 11-08-2019, 10:31 AM

Saying "kek, Mormonism" is as tough as it gets.

~~jwb~~ · 11-08-2019, 10:55 AM

Are these people from the same sect the Romney's are in where they set up shop in Mexico and have their own armed security wing that fends off the local cartels? And all so they can keep the whole polygamy franchise afloat.

I would feel sorta bad for them if they got murdered in Utah. But what do you expect in ****in Mexico?

OccultHawk · 11-08-2019, 11:00 AM

Mess with the bull get the horns

Chula Vista · 11-08-2019, 11:51 AM

**Frownland** · 11-08-2019, 11:56 AM

Haven't heard the theory that Trayvon Martin's death was a targeted attack in a drug war. And I thought I had heard it all.

I wonder what kind of brutal retaliation the LeBaron family will launch on local cartels that will go unreported because a dozen dead Mexicans ain't even news these days.

OccultHawk · 11-08-2019, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Belichick was there?

The Batlord · 11-08-2019, 03:02 PM

Football jokes can suck my dick up till they hiccup.

OccultHawk · 11-08-2019, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Football jokes can suck my ding dong up till they hiccup.

ftfy

**Frownland** · 11-08-2019, 03:12 PM

Doesn't rhyme. 5/10

11-08-2019, 10:31 AM	#19532 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Saying "kek, Mormonism" is as tough as it gets. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-08-2019, 11:00 AM	#19534 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Mess with the bull get the horns __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-08-2019, 11:51 AM	#19535 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	__________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

11-08-2019, 11:56 AM	#19536 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Haven't heard the theory that Trayvon Martin's death was a targeted attack in a drug war. And I thought I had heard it all. I wonder what kind of brutal retaliation the LeBaron family will launch on local cartels that will go unreported because a dozen dead Mexicans ain't even news these days. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-08-2019, 03:12 PM	#19540 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Doesn't rhyme. 5/10 __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-08-2019, 10:55 AM	#19533 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Are these people from the same sect the Romney's are in where they set up shop in Mexico and have their own armed security wing that fends off the local cartels? And all so they can keep the whole polygamy franchise afloat. I would feel sorta bad for them if they got murdered in Utah. But what do you expect in ****in Mexico?