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Old 12-03-2019, 03:40 AM   #19691 (permalink)
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why am I supposed to care about virtual particles

they're not even real!
Yet you care about communism.
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Old 12-03-2019, 07:03 AM   #19692 (permalink)
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Why are communists so anti-intellectual?

When will I get a gritty reboot of Captain Planet on Disney+?

Did Epstein really kill himself?
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Old 12-03-2019, 08:20 AM   #19693 (permalink)
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but otherwise the stereotype is they're grouchy intellectuals
well you're certainly one of those things
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Old 12-03-2019, 09:26 AM   #19694 (permalink)
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When will I get a gritty reboot of Captain Planet on Disney+?
Send your question to leonardo@dicaprio.com, maybe he can help with that.
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Old 12-03-2019, 02:35 PM   #19695 (permalink)
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I'll only accept Dolph Lundgren as Captain Planet.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-12-2019, 09:48 AM   #19696 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2019, 08:28 AM   #19698 (permalink)
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It's far from the most outlandish but that is in fact the most Florida headline ever.
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Old 12-13-2019, 02:42 PM   #19699 (permalink)
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Needs more “alligator goes on meth rampage after consuming florida man”
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