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Old 01-10-2020, 09:54 AM   #20281 (permalink)
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Wouldn't Merit have blamed Israel instead?

Which actually sorta makes sense since they really want this war to happen more than anyone.
Israel owns the US

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Old 01-10-2020, 09:54 AM   #20282 (permalink)
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"accused of trying to pee on cops" = drunk broad pissed herself while being handcuffed and cops threw an extra charge at her for being a dirty piss stained nuisance.
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Old 01-10-2020, 02:12 PM   #20283 (permalink)
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Iran denies it fired a missile to down Ukrainian jet, calls for evidence

Not to get all Merit on your asses, but inb4 it comes out that the US downed the plane to Lusitania their way into an invasion.
It's amazing the people Trump will turn to just for petty revenge.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2020, 04:32 PM   #20284 (permalink)
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Did you read the divorce papers on how he raped his ex-wife?
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Old 01-10-2020, 04:47 PM   #20285 (permalink)
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I didn't but I heard about it. Doesn't surprise me in the least tbh. He just seems like the type.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-11-2020, 01:11 AM   #20286 (permalink)
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Iran admitted to accidentally shooting down the plane. Take that, merit!
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Old 01-11-2020, 05:50 AM   #20287 (permalink)
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A legendary stud from California, known simply as "Diego" in the industry, has decided to retire after years on the job:-

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Old 01-11-2020, 06:50 AM   #20288 (permalink)
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Man busted for killing elderly woman claimed ‘his pants fell’ before alleged sex assault

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The man accused of sexually assaulting and killing a 92-year-old woman in Queens claimed to cops that he’d been trying to help the old woman — but then he lost his balance, his belt broke, his pants fell down and his genitals accidentally came in contact with hers, it was revealed in court Friday.
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Old 01-13-2020, 08:29 AM   #20289 (permalink)
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Coming or going, Meghan Markle gets the blame -- and it's because of her race

TIL that some British chick is black
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Old 01-14-2020, 12:28 PM   #20290 (permalink)
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