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Old 07-14-2020, 05:41 AM   #21331 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2020, 06:18 AM   #21332 (permalink)
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As far as I know they're not even trying. They're just building lots of missiles to sink our navy.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2020, 07:38 AM   #21334 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2020, 08:04 AM   #21335 (permalink)
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I hope they immediately released the squirrel again because freedom.
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Old 07-14-2020, 08:42 AM   #21336 (permalink)
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Hundreds of elephants dead in mysterious mass die-off

Disturbing af
Elephant Mass Death Could Be Caused by New Pathogen That May Pass to Humans

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(There’s a lot of “could bes” in this universe)

This story is creeper though
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Old 07-14-2020, 07:48 PM   #21338 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2020, 12:23 PM   #21339 (permalink)
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sounds very 'let them eat cake'-ish
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