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Old 11-30-2020, 05:18 AM   #21961 (permalink)
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Man had a lot of talent. Chopin painted, too. Mind you, it was mostly houses and sheds he painted, but the word was nobody could put on an undercoat like our Frederic!
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Old 11-30-2020, 05:22 AM   #21962 (permalink)
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Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl?
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Old 11-30-2020, 06:21 AM   #21963 (permalink)
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Wow. Do you make these kinds of jokes constantly irl?
If your referring to my joke then yes I have a terrible sense of humor
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 11-30-2020, 01:12 PM   #21964 (permalink)
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I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh!
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Old 11-30-2020, 04:17 PM   #21965 (permalink)
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Assassinated Iranian nuclear scientist shot with remote-controlled machine gun, news agency says

Here's the unbelievable part of the news story...

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The Fars News report said Fakhrizadeh was traveling with his wife in a bulletproof car, alongside three security personnel vehicles, when he heard what sounded like bullets hitting a vehicle, and he exited the car to determine what had happened.

When he got out, a remote-controlled machine gun opened fire from a Nissan stopped about 150 meters (164 yards) from Fakhrizadeh's car, the agency said.

Fakhrizadeh was hit at least three times, according to Fars News. His bodyguard was also shot. Following the gunfire, the Nissan exploded, the news agency reported, adding the attack lasted three minutes.
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Old 11-30-2020, 05:38 PM   #21966 (permalink)
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I think he's referring to me, and if so then yes. I'm afraid it's been independently established that the only way to stop me is by force of arms. I'm barricaded in my house at the moment. They won't take me alive alive oh-oh!
those jokes are your trademark. Never change, trollheart.
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Old 11-30-2020, 06:28 PM   #21967 (permalink)
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those jokes are your trademark. Never change, trollheart.
I disagree. Bomb the English.
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Old 11-30-2020, 06:31 PM   #21968 (permalink)
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I disagree. Bomb the English.
The only bombs in my possession are bath bombs. I fear the death count will be minimal...
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Old 11-30-2020, 06:37 PM   #21969 (permalink)
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Is that when you fart in the shower and it smells worse than if you farted outside of the shower?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-30-2020, 08:14 PM   #21970 (permalink)
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Is that when you fart in the shower and it smells worse than if you farted outside of the shower?
Yeah cos a bath is a shower.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_bomb
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