Man if only the post knew some of the leftwing dogma I threw at my kids they’d be on my **** like a pit bull on a ribeye.

News Alert: FBI agents injured in shootout in Sunrise, Florida

FBI agents were involved in a shootout with a suspect in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area on Tuesday morning, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the incident.

An unclear number of agents have been injured, including with possible life-threatening injuries.

Hawk, you got an alibi? ;)

Yes. If I were in a town called “Sunrise” the only shot I would fire would be into my own gray matter.

Black fire board director rolled out of Missouri hospital and left to die in parking lot

Would this have happened if he had been white? Answers on a postcard please.

Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.

What about Cuthbert hospitals?

We've never misdiagnosed.

Shut up, you are literally Karl Pilkington.

Oh no you've got me there. I'm literally Karl Pilkington.

Trollheart Hospitals, a division of Namakuto Heavy Machinery, will see you in court, sir.