I completely got this confused with the other young child who recanted heavenly tales while in a coma.

I'm beginning to think this whole NDE thing may just be a load of malarkey.

More from Florida, the batshit crazy state:

Teen caught after posing as OB/GYN at hospital for month, fooling doctors | fox13now.com

How do you not get some sort of charge for that? Unreal.

I'm gonna act like a whackjob to get meds that i'll never take and whenever I feel like being a **** I'll just show them my full bottles.

Mother outraged after spotting

First it's "Happy Holidays" and now this. Get behind me Satan.

Eugenics is looking better and better every day.

Eugenics became a lost cause the moment you were able to reproduce. Even science can't control the vile you spread.

Don't worry, Batlord has taken care of the mating problem.

Yes, your mother gave me an STD, previously unknown to science, so virulent that the doctors had no choice but to amputate my testicles.