Don't we all have our issues in our lives.

I did too a little, sounds like something a group of guys said doing a podcast or something and it was meant to be harmless. Seems harmless to me. Not condoning rape of course.

Potato found growing in woman’s vagina after she used it as contraception



I'm showing this to all the opponents of teaching sex ed in school. There are quite a few of them in my conservative, catho-taliban (as we call the radicals) infested country, hopefully it's an exception no the rule.

So if I ate her out would that make french fries?

And if she got mad at me for making that joke and withheld sex would it be the Potato Famine?

I don't know, but let me counter these not so funny jokes with a not so funny one of my own

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb ?
One, they're very efficient and not so funny.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles!

Bah. No appreciation for fine, terrible humor. And I'll have you know I laughed at that octopus joke!

Suck it, blue states.

Same-sex couples begin to marry in Virginia - The Washington Post