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Old 01-18-2015, 04:03 PM   #2281 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:27 PM   #2282 (permalink)
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‘Boy Who Came Back From Heaven’ actually didn’t; books recalled - The Washington Post

That's sort of amusing, but check out the last name of the authors.
I completely got this confused with the other young child who recanted heavenly tales while in a coma.
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:37 PM   #2283 (permalink)
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I'm beginning to think this whole NDE thing may just be a load of malarkey.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-21-2015, 06:29 AM   #2284 (permalink)
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More from Florida, the batshit crazy state:

Teen caught after posing as OB/GYN at hospital for month, fooling doctors | fox13now.com
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Old 01-21-2015, 11:48 AM   #2285 (permalink)
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How do you not get some sort of charge for that? Unreal.

I'm gonna act like a whackjob to get meds that i'll never take and whenever I feel like being a **** I'll just show them my full bottles.
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Old 01-22-2015, 10:37 PM   #2286 (permalink)
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First it's "Happy Holidays" and now this. Get behind me Satan.
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Old 01-22-2015, 10:54 PM   #2287 (permalink)
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First it's "Happy Holidays" and now this. Get behind me Satan.
Eugenics is looking better and better every day.
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Eugenics became a lost cause the moment you were able to reproduce. Even science can't control the vile you spread.
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Old 01-22-2015, 10:56 PM   #2289 (permalink)
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Eugenics became a lost cause the moment you were able to reproduce. Even science can't control the vile you spread.
Don't worry, Batlord has taken care of the mating problem.
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Yes, your mother gave me an STD, previously unknown to science, so virulent that the doctors had no choice but to amputate my testicles.
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