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Old 06-11-2020, 08:13 PM   #22971 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2020, 08:27 PM   #22972 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-11-2020, 08:47 PM   #22973 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2020, 08:47 PM   #22974 (permalink)
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You know what, it's actually starting to make a lot more sense. OH is a right wing redneck who doesn't believe in Christianity, but you can't be a right wing redneck without a religion. OH believes in China and communism as a savior who will take him out of this sinner world because the idea of all these countries that don't give a **** whether he lives or dies as simply too much for him to take just as much as a world without god is too much for a Christian to take, so he desperately latches on to China in the same way Evangelicals latch on to Jesus just so they don't have to deal with the real world.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-11-2020, 09:01 PM   #22975 (permalink)
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Oh wow, that's so interesting.

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Old 06-11-2020, 09:28 PM   #22976 (permalink)
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You know what, it's actually starting to make a lot more sense. OH is a right wing redneck who doesn't believe in Christianity, but you can't be a right wing redneck without a religion. OH believes in China and communism as a savior who will take him out of this sinner world because the idea of all these countries that don't give a **** whether he lives or dies as simply too much for him to take just as much as a world without god is too much for a Christian to take, so he desperately latches on to China in the same way Evangelicals latch on to Jesus just so they don't have to deal with the real world.
I thought he just liked the totalitarianism and the Muslims being put in concentration camps. It's not like he ate at Panda Express one day and had a Eureka moment about the Communist Party.
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Old 06-12-2020, 12:40 AM   #22977 (permalink)
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You know what, it's actually starting to make a lot more sense. OH is a right wing redneck who doesn't believe in Christianity, but you can't be a right wing redneck without a religion. OH believes in China and communism as a savior who will take him out of this sinner world because the idea of all these countries that don't give a **** whether he lives or dies as simply too much for him to take just as much as a world without god is too much for a Christian to take, so he desperately latches on to China in the same way Evangelicals latch on to Jesus just so they don't have to deal with the real world.
But how long until China becomes old news and he moves on to worship a new idol? He just needs 1) scapegoat and 2) a nemesis. It's the hatred that fuels him.

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I thought he just liked the totalitarianism and the Muslims being put in concentration camps. It's not like he ate at Panda Express one day and had a Eureka moment about the Communist Party.
Lol. I think it's all just for the attention and approval of elph.
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Old 06-12-2020, 11:04 AM   #22979 (permalink)
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