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Old 12-03-2021, 07:34 AM   #23061 (permalink)
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The autopsy has been published of a Texas McDonald's worker who founded a New Age cult and was discovered mummified in April

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On Thursday The Guru magazine published her autopsy, revealing she died of natural causes - alcoholism, anorexia and long-term ingestion of silver.

Carson, 45, was 5-foot-4 and weighed 75lbs when her emaciated and mummified body was found.

Her followers had created a shrine in a house in Colorado, where Carlson was found lying beneath fairy lights, wrapped in a sleeping bag wearing a crown.
She had glittery makeup on her face, and her eyes were initially believed to have been removed, but are now known to have simply decomposed.

Her supporters - who think she was 19 billion years old and was the reincarnation of Jesus, Joan of Arc, Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra - remain faithful.
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Old 12-03-2021, 08:20 AM   #23062 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2021, 12:14 PM   #23063 (permalink)
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Parents of Michigan School Shooter to be Charged

About ****ing time parents started being held responsible for these things! A ****ing fifteen-year-old and they buy him a GUN for Christmas? What is this? American Dad?
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Old 12-03-2021, 01:35 PM   #23064 (permalink)
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Parents of Michigan School Shooter to be Charged

About ****ing time parents started being held responsible for these things! A ****ing fifteen-year-old and they buy him a GUN for Christmas? What is this? American Dad?
Looks like the cops will have to find them first.
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Ah, I bet she doesn't even look four billion!
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Old 12-04-2021, 11:07 AM   #23066 (permalink)
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So even I can do it is what this article is saying.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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So even I can do it is what this article is saying.
Start a following around a Korean Jesus version of the Burger King king.
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I've been waiting for a new Weekend at Bernie's for so long!
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