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Old 11-20-2015, 12:23 PM   #2631 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2015, 04:15 PM   #2632 (permalink)
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Seen that. It's excellent. Proper made me laugh.
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Old 11-20-2015, 04:48 PM   #2633 (permalink)
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Seen that. It's excellent. Proper made me laugh.
Reminds me of Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Best "news" story The Onion never reported.


For the uninitiated...

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Old 11-20-2015, 05:11 PM   #2634 (permalink)
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****ing brilliant, pissed myself when I saw that
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Old 11-20-2015, 05:19 PM   #2635 (permalink)
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Reminds me of Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Best "news" story The Onion never reported.


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I remember showing that one to my friend when it first came out last summer. (It was last summer, right?)

There's another one, which is even better, about the University of California, but I can't find it on YouTube.
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Old 11-20-2015, 05:23 PM   #2636 (permalink)
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Found it!

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Old 11-20-2015, 05:43 PM   #2637 (permalink)
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Meh. The genius of Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow, is that those names in that sequence tell the abridged story of the crash.
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Old 11-21-2015, 09:24 AM   #2638 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2015, 09:31 AM   #2639 (permalink)
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****ing hilarious.
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Old 11-25-2015, 04:25 PM   #2640 (permalink)
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If the initial story and following overreaction wasn't hilarious enough...

Ahmed Mohamed: 'Clock boy' seeks $15m from city and school - BBC News

This could turn out to be the most profitable prank/hoax of all time.
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