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Old 02-17-2016, 01:13 PM   #2751 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2016, 04:15 PM   #2752 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2016, 04:23 PM   #2753 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2016, 12:31 PM   #2754 (permalink)
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If civilians were armed and these ISIS cowards knew of this, they would still attempt blowing people up instead. Unless someone perceptive enough is able to kill one before he blows everything to shit. Regardless, nothing stops terrorist attacks, sadly

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Old 02-18-2016, 04:51 PM   #2755 (permalink)
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Entropy be damned. This new quartz coin can store 360TB of data reliably for 14 billion years.
The whole of human history can now be documented, portably, and can survive for a longer span of time than the universe has yet existed.

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Old 02-19-2016, 10:21 PM   #2756 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2016, 10:40 PM   #2757 (permalink)
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15? Greedy bastard.
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15? Greedy bastard.
12 plus a large fry and chocolate shake and he would have gotten away.
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Old 02-19-2016, 10:44 PM   #2759 (permalink)
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I'd have gotten 10 McGriddles and an insulin shot. Though I guess that he's coming at it from a different angle than me, I know that teenagers are worth a lot more.
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Old 02-19-2016, 10:48 PM   #2760 (permalink)
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If I had a hot teenager I'd just trade it in for one of Chula's guitars.
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