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Old 05-19-2016, 02:59 PM   #3191 (permalink)
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Eric Clapton ‘might be saying goodbye’

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Just in case I don’t cut another record, this is how I feel. I kind of might be saying goodbye – but I’ve been doing that for a while.
Clapton's gonna pull a Bowie, guys.
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Old 05-19-2016, 04:38 PM   #3192 (permalink)
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If Clapton makes a record a 100th as good as Black Star I'll do something outrageous to show how surprised I am.
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Old 05-19-2016, 05:02 PM   #3193 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2016, 07:24 AM   #3194 (permalink)
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Woman Trying to Show Vegans Can Do Anything Dies on Everest
So yeah... I know death is no laughing matter, but I find the irony amusing.
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Old 05-23-2016, 07:00 PM   #3195 (permalink)
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The bodies on Everest get nicknames and are often used as markers by other hikers. There's simply no way to move the bodies down the mountain without risking your survival.
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Old 05-24-2016, 12:51 AM   #3196 (permalink)
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Everest tourists remind me a big game hunters. The Sherpa should put a guillotine on the summit.
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Old 05-24-2016, 01:08 AM   #3197 (permalink)
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The bodies on Everest get nicknames and are often used as markers by other hikers. There's simply no way to move the bodies down the mountain without risking your survival.
That never occurred to me. If the family wants to visit their burial sight, they risk dying themselves.
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Old 05-24-2016, 02:19 AM   #3198 (permalink)
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Why is the U.S. arming Vietnam? - CNNPolitics.com

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a potential boon for U.S. defense contractors. Vietnam is the world's eighth largest weapons importer and is spending increasing amounts on its self-defense, with arms imports rising 699% from 2011 to 2015, according to the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute.


Occasionally I forget that Obama is just another warmongering piece of ****.
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:33 AM   #3199 (permalink)
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