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Old 06-15-2016, 03:24 PM   #3441 (permalink)
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i can't. how do you say ople?
Like "opal", as in the precious stone.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-15-2016, 03:54 PM   #3442 (permalink)
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Like "opal", as in the precious stone.
oh okay! its much easier now. because i'm an expert at pronouncing the names of precious stones in the english language. thanks batlord.
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Old 06-15-2016, 04:15 PM   #3443 (permalink)
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oh okay! its much easier now. because i'm an expert at pronouncing the names of precious stones in the english language. thanks batlord.
Just have your maid pronounce it for you.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-15-2016, 04:19 PM   #3444 (permalink)
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OH MY GOD

ISIS have just claimed responsibility for the alligator that dragged that little kid away in disneyland!!!! the alligator apparently called the police and pledged allegiance to the terrorist group before the attack!! AND he was seen in syria AND iraq a few months back.... ISISGATOR

AND some witnesses even heard him yell ALLAHU AKBAR before taking the kid...
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Old 06-15-2016, 04:51 PM   #3445 (permalink)
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BREAKING NEWS::::

Donald Trump will have a news conference tonight at 8:00 PM PST to call for an all out ban and deportation of all of the alligators and most of the crocodiles currently in the USA. He's got specialists studying the crocs to decide who can stay and who must go.

Fox News will hold an exclusive LIVE interview with Trump at the conclusion of his news conference.

Right after the news conference and agenda was announced Trump was asked by reporters outside his hotel if he felt he may be overeaccting on the issue?

His response?

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Old 06-15-2016, 05:01 PM   #3446 (permalink)
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So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:02 PM   #3447 (permalink)
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Did you guys hear about the new interpretation of what ISIS stands for?

There are tons out there this morning, but my favorite is I Suck Infidel Schlongs.
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:02 PM   #3448 (permalink)
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So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?
That's absurd, but they certainly do eat Christian children.
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That's absurd, but they certainly do eat Christian children.
True dat. Maybe the child was unbaptized and the gator saved him from being boiled down to make a flying potion.
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:04 PM   #3450 (permalink)
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So you're comparing Muslims to alligators? You're saying that Muslims lack rationality and cannot make their own choices, living merely on animalistic instinct?
no i'm saying america is paranoid

ALSO isis =/= muslims.
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