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Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2029963)
Go back long enough and every living organism probably has the same ancestor.
I just found out I'm 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % primitive single cell organism.

Yeah, somethings evolved into retarded cats that piss and **** on everything to claim it as their property, not much different than the whites.

MicShazam 01-03-2019 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2029964)
Yeah, somethings evolved into retarded cats that piss and **** on everything to claim it as their property, not much different than the whites.

That could become a popular anti-white slur: Cat people. I'd be down with that.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2029965)
That could become a popular anti-white slur: Cat people. I'd be down with that.

Mountain dwelling brother-daddies.

grindy 01-03-2019 02:49 AM

Brodies

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2029967)
Brodies

Ewww gross.

White people look like pig monkeys.

Edit: We also call white people school shooters.

MicShazam 01-03-2019 02:52 AM

Let The Brodies Hit The Floor


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

MicShazam 01-03-2019 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2029968)
Ewww gross.

White people look like pig monkeys.

Edit: We also call white people school shooters.

All white men are named Elliot Rodger on their actual birth certificates.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2029971)
All white men are named Elliot Rodger on their actual birth certificates.

Those gross snow trolls.

https://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.ne...dy-550x308.jpg

Can we even call these people?^^^^^^

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:04 AM

"Snow trolls" is too cool. I'd love to be referred to as a snow troll.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2029976)
"Snow trolls" is too cool. I'd love to be referred to as a snow troll.

Of course you would ya soggy cracker.

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:11 AM

Hey, that's uncalled for! I'm at the very least a pleasantly crisp cracker.

The Batlord 01-03-2019 03:19 AM

Who's talkin' bout those ****ing dog kissers?!

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:30 AM

Those powdered doughnuts.

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:32 AM

Damn vanilla puddings.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 03:48 AM

Giving yourself a bad review is the ultimate in arrogance.

Especially on the racial tip. Liberals think it’s impossible for their white skin to be torn open at the other end of the whip. That’s racist and wrong. You don’t have to give anything away. They’re going to take it anyway.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030001)
Giving yourself a bad review is the ultimate in arrogance.

Especially on the racial tip. Liberals think it’s impossible for their white skin to be torn open at the other end of the whip. That’s racist and wrong. You don’t have to give anything away. They’re going to take it anyway.

Don't be such a snowflake, cotton puss.

MicShazam 01-03-2019 04:10 AM

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2030009)
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Nah, racist white people just don't like the idea of being held accountable. It's strange how uncomfortable racism towards whites makes people that are completely comfortable with racism towards others. Even when it's satire.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030003)
Don't be such a snowflake, cotton puss.

Using the word snowflake demonstrates a sad tendency to follow trends. You should just call me cotton pussy and leave it at that. Cotton pussy at least sounds like you came up with something.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030015)
Nah, racist white people just don't like the idea of being held accountable. It's strange how uncomfortable racism towards whites makes people that are completely comfortable with racism towards others. Even when it's satire.

Living in Utah is a racist act. Seriously. I live and work in a community where white people are a minority. You obviously hate black people. There’s no other reason to live in Utah. Now tell me that Utah is actually really diverse which is also racist af.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030017)
Using the word snowflake demonstrates a sad tendency to follow trends. You should just call me cotton pussy and leave it at that. Cotton pussy at least sounds like you came up with something.

I didn't invent the words 'cotton pussy' just as I didn't invent the words 'snow flake'. Every phrase you use is a trend you followed. Declaring one as a sign of thoughtlessness is just a lazy way to dismiss people. An ironic mirror of the way people typically use that phrase. Stay woke.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030021)
I didn't invent the words 'cotton pussy' just as I didn't invent the words 'snow flake'. Every phrase you use is a trend you followed. Declaring one as a sign of thoughtlessness is just a lazy way to dismiss people. An ironic mirror of the way people typically use that phrase. Stay woke.

Not really. Cotton pussy has got pizazz.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030019)
Living in Utah is a racist act. Seriously. I live and work in a community where white people are a minority. You obviously hate black people. There’s no other reason to live in Utah. Now tell me that Utah is actually really diverse which is also racist af.

What is this? Like a desperate projection of your own racism?

Stupid logic. Hating black people is still racist no matter how many black people are around you.

You can't be naive enough to think that the racial diversity of a whole state is reflected in every single town. But we already had this discussion. You made yourself look like an ass.

I don't move out of Utah because I"m broke. Duh.

Zhanteimi 01-03-2019 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030025)
Hating black people is still racist no matter how many black people are around you.

What if you're black?

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030023)
Not really. Cotton pussy has got pizazz.

I agree, it's a much more aesthetically pleasing term than snowflake. I just like going out of my way to use terms that bother you. That's why I underlined it.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi (Post 2030026)
What if you're black?

Black people can't be racist, it was written in the book.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030025)
What is this? Like a desperate projection of your own racism?

Stupid logic. Hating black people is still racist no matter how many black people are around you.

You can't be naive enough to think that the racial diversity of a whole state is reflected in every single town. But we already had this discussion. You made yourself look like an ass.

I don't move out of Utah because I"m broke. Duh.

I own my racism. Own yours. It’s liberating.

Zhanteimi 01-03-2019 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030029)
Black people can't be racist, it was written in the book.

I assume you're joking, because if you aren't you're just as stupid as your avatar makes you out to be.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030032)
I own my racism. Own yours. It’s liberating.

I did, then it bothered you and you went on this whole anti liberal thing or something stupid.

"Giving yourself a bad review is the ultimate sign of arrogance"

I'm not going to respect something as a truth just because you declared it.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi (Post 2030033)
I assume you're joking, because if you aren't you're just as stupid as your avatar makes you out to be.

So if I'm not joking I'm a sexy genius?

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi (Post 2030033)
I assume you're joking, because if you aren't you're just as stupid as your avatar makes you out to be.

He’s probably joking. That is a huge theme among white liberals who never venture into the hood alone, however.

grindy 01-03-2019 04:51 AM

A little reminder for everone to be nice and civil.
Thank you.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030034)
I did, then it bothered you and you went on this whole anti liberal thing or something stupid.

"Giving yourself a bad review is the ultimate sign of arrogance"

I'm not going to respect something as a truth just because you declared it.

By own I mean you have to embrace the hate.

Zhanteimi 01-03-2019 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030036)
That is a huge theme among white liberals who never venture into the hood alone, however.

Yep. Those people change their tune once they have their lives enriched by diversity.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2030037)
A little reminder for everone to be nice and civil.
Thank you.

Don’t worry. We already drove out the colored folks.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030036)
He’s probably joking. That is a huge theme among white liberals who never venture into the hood alone, however.

I do it all the time, dude. I've only gotten robbed twice. That's Utah for ya though. Well, almost twice. The tongan crips that jumped me robbed me, but the Nortenos with the gun failed because he was too pussy to shoot.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 05:03 AM

Bat tries to paint me as a republican, you try to paint me as a liberal, maybe we should reevaluate who can and can't think for themselves at this point rather than spouting half brained declarations.

OccultHawk 01-03-2019 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030041)
I do it all the time, dude. I've only gotten robbed twice. That's Utah for ya though. Well, almost twice. The tongan crips that jumped me robbed me, but the Nortenos with the gun failed because he was too pussy to shoot.

Is it like the football teams recruit the Tongans and then they bring their whole loser family of freakish giants over?

Wiki says Utah is less than 2% Pacific Islanders btw

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2030045)
Is it like the football teams recruit the Tongans and then they bring their whole loser family of freakish giants over?

Wiki says Utah is less than 2% Pacific Islanders btw

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030025)
You can't be naive enough to think that the racial diversity of a whole state is reflected in every single town. But we already had this discussion. You made yourself look like an ass.

.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongan_Crip_Gang

And I learned something today.

Anteater 01-03-2019 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2030029)
Black people can't be racist, it was written in the book.

I had a black buddy at the insurance company I worked at right outta college who told me he "wished the Japanese internment camps had kept going".


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