You've been saying that ever since you joined in 2,011.

Kind of hard to tell you to go **** yourself when you weren't even a member when I joined.

Now you know how I feel.

Statistically we were the same member in the same two years. Can't argue with math.

Read this yesterday. Quite a shocking story from a few miles up the road from me.
Man mutilated testicles and gouged his own eyes out while in prison - Derry Journal

Maybe he opened the Lament Configuration?

He'd be better off sewing his ******* shut.

Two women were basically running a kindergarten fight club and snapchatting it recently.

Well, I can't post hyperlinks yet so google "Daycare teachers ran toddler fight club"

They broke the first rule of Fight Club.