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No, you ape. A celebrity couple name has to be roughly equal parts of both names. I rather like Tristyy.

Qwerty Geoff

How is that any more equal parts than Twertyy you dunce.

Two "y"s and that "t" could come from either of your names.

For a guy who clearly watches too much TMZ, you're pretty weak at coming up with celebrity couple names.

It sounds like "tryst". Tristyy is brilliant.

No at all though.

You just don't like getting second billing.

You're just mad that I crushed your dream of writing for TMZ.